Magic Potion

The combination of weed and tequila

I'm not under the influence officer, I'm practicing a magic potion.

by Jimmybuffet June 28, 2015

Potion of fleshly ambiguousness

Also known as Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness,
is a potion that the internet guru Hal thompson creates which is used in basically any other potion. Its most commonly used in potions, to turn yourself into other forms.

Add Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness with whisky and dragons spit to turn you into a lemon juice monster.

by Expert League December 7, 2010

pooties

Having pointy boobs.

Ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i've ever seen.

by seamore buts December 28, 2005

pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

by Petey Wheatstraw March 14, 2003

Pootie Tang

Tanning naked.

I"m gonna pootie tang so I don't have any awkward tan lines.

by Rogerrogerogeroger August 6, 2011

Protieus

Someone who just can't win.

Manz0r I suck at teh internet


shut up protieus

by Bitie November 13, 2003

Pootified

The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy!

Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff?

by Truth A'Twine September 18, 2006