Pittsburg High School

A 70 year old prison disguised as a High School where people go to take drugs, have sex with stupid mexican bitches in the hallways, and get arrested for no damn reason. You also get in trouble for doing nothing.

"Watch out for the Terminator(Giovanni Bruno) walking around campus during school. He will beat the shit out of you if you fuck with him."

by The G January 24, 2005

Pittsburgh Pepperoni

Pittsburgh Pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. It's origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown Pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. To perform a Pittsburgh Pepperoni senior fraternity brothers shit on a tray or plate. Then they slice the shit up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. The pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.

Hondo: Hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
New Pledge: Sure man that sounds great!
***The next morning***
New Pledge: Man, I have shitty taste in my mouth.
Hondo: Ha ha ha I bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a Pittsburgh Pepperoni!!
New Pledge: *Barf* man I was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.

by Heatherpleather March 21, 2008

Josh Pitts

A very Sexy Beast!!!!!!!!!!

Josh Pitts!!!! nough said

by The Beast#1 October 18, 2008

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh is fantastic - I'm from the other side of PA, Bethlehem, north of Philly. Don't get me wrong, Philly's a great place too, but there's this gritty funky charm that appeals to me about P-Burgh.

People talk about the bars, the defunct steel mills, the cranky old people, but they're everywhere; but what about the cool jazz scene, both amateur and professional. I like the people there, my mom still has friends there, and I would live there if not for my premature arthritis which would be aggravated by the weather.

Pittsburgh is pretty cool - I would move there in a second if I could.

by Raoul9 December 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Lunchpail

so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.

Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.

Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...

Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.

by SpeedKills March 31, 2009

Pittsburgh Poot

-immediately following sex with your girl, you fart directly into her face then walk out of the room, exclaiming, "it's over bitch!"

*common technique used by men of Pittsburgh to break it off with their woman

Brett: Did you break up with Jenn bro?

Dan: Ya dude it's over.

Brett: Did you at least get your dick wet before you ended it?

Dan: Hell ya! And after I blew my load, I Pittsburgh pooted that bitch!

by Erik Chrys April 26, 2008

pittston bypass

When you pick up a bitch, fuck her and leave her on the side of the Pittston bypass.

"That chick is barely a 5. I'd give her a Pittston bypass!

by Sideshow C/O Patch April 11, 2008