pidge

to stuff with pistachios.

These apples are pretty bland. Shall we pidge them?

Ooh look! Pidged apples, my favorite!

by Roaring Kittens April 30, 2010

pidget

This is an extremely small pigeon and most of them (Round 97%) never live to see the day!! This is sad and the remaining 3% are aware of this fact!Late studies of this species reveal that they have a strange mating act... When the female pidget wants to mate, it simply vommits a mix of carefully selected grass in perfect circles!
The alpha pidget then carefully approaches the female pidget from behind and brutally performs a hot carl then inserting its genetalia while purring like a cat! high definition cameras have actually managed to film one before ending its days in a jetmotor!This might seem strange, but a norwegian scientist has figured out the secret why so many end their days in freak aero accidents!Pidgets are simply born with strong magnetic fields in their wings and stand chanceless when turbine maelstroms from jets come closer than 5 kilometres..Estimated rate of survival of the species is 3 years!A pidget website is under construction and there, people will also be able to leave donations to the"save the pidget" foundation!These incredibly beautiful creatures deserve a second chance!

this is a close relative to the common pidgeon!
"Is that a pidgeon??No, it is much smaller!!!What the hell is that thing, could it be the nearly extinct pidget?!!Christ it just got sucked in to a jet!!!"

by arador boatwright ,sean eivind boatwright April 15, 2007

pidget

a perverted midget, aka a pidget

(invented by a short person)

Tall Person: Why do you always hear perverted things? I mean how do you get "balls" from "wanna hang out tonight?"
Short Person: idk its just my nature!
Tall Person: I just realized how short you are... like midget short
Short Person: Stop calling me a perverted midget! pidget!
Tall Person- HA! I'll call you that from now on! Pidget!
Short Person-Grrrrrrr...I hate you...

by Pidget May 2, 2009

Pigeons

An adjective meaning wild and crazy in a good way, but on the verge of being overwhelming. Pigeons describes something that is carefully balancing between being amazing and being too much to handle.

Whoa! My surprise birthday party was pigeons, man.

by dijon222 October 28, 2012

Pidge

A Unit of Time,

Pidge = 2 minutes

Can be used as a fraction

Half a Pidge = 1 minute
Pidge and a Half = 3 minutes

Normally refering to a man who cums early. "To do a Pidge"

He only lasted a pidge

did he just Pidge you? Yea

for time: how long should this go in the microwave? a pidge and a half.

by BucktBy January 11, 2011

Pangender

A gender identity where oneself experiences all genders available to said person's culture. 'Pan' means 'all', and gender.. Well.. If you don't know what gender is then.. Go to school? Yeah, the combination of the two is pangender, a gender identity.

Jason identifies as pangender, since they are multiple gender(s).

by Gay weirdo September 3, 2017

pigeon

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?

Stupid pigeon pooped on my car!

by Laser Potato August 23, 2004