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Percy pigs

Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...
Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.
by cactus12347 April 2, 2020
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percussionist

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.
Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.
by Perc_uss January 15, 2006
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percolator

what it's time for
"it's time for the percolator"
by doggie dwg January 27, 2009
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Perch

A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio
Bill: Caitlin gave me a gobby last night
Terrence: Did you use the perch?
by Big Timmah March 11, 2014
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Percival

A smart boy able to reach the stars with the wit of a got he's also got unbelievable looks with a smile like no other and a face of pure gold . He's strong and is never stingy , he also loves his family and favirout people are ones called max.
Percival is who he is . Love him or hate him ,
by Abcdefghijklmnopwrstuvwxynz December 15, 2017
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The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006
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percocet

"Doctor, my life hurts, I need some percocet. Now GIVE IT HERE!"

Brad drove for 1 1/2 hr and went to some run down trailer park full of undesirables for some percocet.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
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