Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

Peeping Tim

When your boss is a lazy piece of crapola and hasn’t done anything but bus tables and scrub walls with little to no success. Literally someone who is useless in a restaurant who sits in his chair for 40 hours a week and thinks he’s better than everyone else.

Peeping Tim got fired after a year because he got paid 100k a year to sit in a chair.

by Dis wasser March 21, 2021

black peeps

Black people that are white people but black

Black peeps should not be used
Just don't

by Yeet God McNeckass May 2, 2019

asian peep

People who are the same color as spongebob and proud of it. (Don’t take this as a racist comment. I’m Asian too and I wouldn’t be racist to my own race.)

I’m an asian peep.

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 8, 2021

Peep Stew

An outdoor swimming pool, typically found at popular apartment complexes in college towns, on a hot and sunny summer weekend or Holiday; add beer and simmer 6 hours until the liquid marinade reaches a temperature of 86-90 degrees and takes on a slightly cloudy color.

There's some hot Peep Stew down at the pool but I'm not sure if there are any chairs left.

by phaeidaeux October 30, 2011

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017