why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

pakishop

A corner shop.

(The term derives from the fact that most cornershops are owned or run by pakis)

I'm going down the pakishop to purchase some Happy Shopper fags.

by PlugDude March 7, 2005

Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.

Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011

packing

when a lesbian is wearing a strap on dildo while out on the town or doing errands.

I met her at the lesbian bar, looked down at her crotch, saw a huge bulge, YEP she's packing!

by M March 16, 2004

fudge-packing

The having of the butt-sex

Richard Simmons is Fudge-packing the Backstreet Boys

by Chubbard January 24, 2006

Packing Ass

Female who has a nice chunk of booty.

"Damn, that chick packs hella ass!"

by Randy Urias November 21, 2003

Packing

Packing in a sense is just "roasting" or "ear raping"

Cm'on now son, before I get to Packing on your bitch ass.

by Stay zuted On the Psychodelics February 24, 2019