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Take a walk to Poo Park

Go for a shit/dump/crap.
Laurie: I got a real bad pain in my stomach.
David: Sounds like you need to take a walk to Poo Park buddy.
by mrhaddock December 17, 2015
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Francis W. Parker Robotics Club

The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.

The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.

Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).

Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.

Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.

They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!

Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
by I'm Fine July 4, 2018
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south park conservative

A conservative who usually is usually conservative on the matters of tax reduction, international policy and gun rights, but can often times be liberal on such issues as drug prohibition, abortion and adult material.

They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.

They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.

Many can be irreligious.

They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).

Named after the cartoon South Park.
South Park Conservatives are an odd bunch.

They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
by ColdRedRain April 25, 2005
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South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.
South Park is the most clever show on television.
by Mikey G October 15, 2003
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Jabari Parker

Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.

Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
by jc4493 November 8, 2019
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sobrante park

A part of east Oakland, CA that is somewhat maze like. Has a very high crime rate and you will get jacked if your ass gets lost in there at night
My baby daddy is from Sobrante park and will shank you
by that dozen April 30, 2005
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Park sausaging

The act of purchasing a supermarket cumberland sausage from the hot counter and eating it in a public park directly from the brown bag to prevent onlookers from becoming suspicious.
Luke often enjoyed park sausaging with those curly cumberlands.
by Sausaging July 26, 2010
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