loving parents

Something you would find only in a dictionary.

Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...

by Penis 0^0 April 7, 2021

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

foster parents

A person who acts as parent and guardian for a child in place of the child's natural parents but without legally adopting the child

Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much

by Anai Bloodedge January 26, 2017

Parent Zone

When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.

Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."

by Uncle Nerdicus December 26, 2013

performing parent

over-acting and/or over-performing the role of a parent in public making certain that everyone can hear their use of parenting skills; perhaps trying to demonstrate that they are the "perfect parent" when in fact they fail miserably at home.

Although Sara was standing directly in front of her 2 year old daughter in the store, she spoke loudly and explained in adult terms why her toddler shouldn't throw the food out of the cart. Sara spoke loudly to make sure that everyone in the market heard how she "disciplined" her child seeking the attention and/or praise of those around her.

Sara is a performing parent.

by michelinelaughs August 12, 2009

Parental Golddigger

A child or children that are emotionally, physically, or psychologically manipulating their parental figures for monitary gain.

Have you heard John and Barbara's son Mike is a parental Golddigger.

by Vic5150 January 7, 2020

pizza no parents

a good time will be had / was had.

let's get some beers, pizza no parents.

by stabstabstabstabstabss January 22, 2011