puma

1. Any non-athlete with ridiculously overpriced, often non-functional, athletic clothing and equipment, so as to appear proficient in said activity.
2. A poser.
syn: Spyder, Taylor Made
orig: The "hip" Puma line of fashion sportswear

I balled all over that lame Puma with the suede low tops.

Check out the slice on this guy. His swing is Taylor Made.

by hazmatt April 27, 2004

puma

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for girls ooo baby i like it in the ass. please use my ass
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by atee July 3, 2005

Pumpstress

A Pumpstress is usually an overweight, bald African American male that engages in anal intercourse with many gay white men. A Pumpstress will be physically abused by his clients, and he will like it.

I met a Pumpstress at the rest area yesterday. He took all 9.5 inches like a champ! When I finished I beat the shit out of him.

by Restareaman December 17, 2008

Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017

Pygmy Puma

A very short, fat person.

Damn! Check out that little pygmy puma! Shes huge.

by PygmyPumaLover January 1, 2009

Red pumps

The call sign for men in drag. Usually dressed up like hookers.

"Wow! She's hot!"

"Don't do it man. That's a shemale. Check out the red pumps."

by Sunshine_Skipper December 12, 2009

f me pumps

F me pumps are shoes or (mainly) heels that one wears in hopes of getting f***** in.

Oh my god ! Did you see Amy ? She’s wearing her f me pumps !!!

by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020