Poptarting

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

by lihams22 February 20, 2014

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around

"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"

by BR!@N August 1, 2008

poptard

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

pop tart

someone who is soft in the middle, will fold if any pressure comes there way and expose the true bitch inside...

hhw rapper - I heard he called him out under a fake alias and battled him with a prewritten verse...
leathaface - man you niccas is str8 pop tarts

by jaybsty October 12, 2006

poptartamatron

someone who rediscovers the forgotten joys of snack foods of years past and can't stop eating it

Stan turned into a poptartamatron after I gave him that brown sugar and cinnamon one from the back of my pantry.

by Brandlynn June 11, 2006

Potart

A noun that can mean anything and can be used to describe anything. Also known as the most _____ thing ever. But can never be used to describe poptarts

Stop being such a potart!
I totally got with a potart last night

by Most awesome thing ever February 6, 2013