pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

POOH

The nick name of The one and only Spencer Moore .

Pooh Hurt Hee

by 1080slatt June 12, 2022

Poohing

Simply doing what Winnie-the-Pooh does. Originated in The House at Pooh Corner by A.A. Milne.

And a Pooh is simply poohing in the sun.

by Winnie-THER-Pooh June 28, 2022

Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022

Pooh Bearing

A full hand reach to scoop either blood or cum out of a orifice to write a letter to the ex wife you hate.

Are you Pooh bearing it?

I've lost my pen can you Pooh bear it?

by NorthernSimian January 24, 2026