Penis

Male Reproductive Organ that inserts itself into the female reproductive organ the vagina and unleashes billions of sperms that are your future kids.

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by Donnie Brosco May 13, 2005

penis

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looks a bit like that

if u have a stick insect willy :D :D

and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.

Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!

Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions

by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003

Penis

Something you do not have.

by DarkRixorz October 31, 2003

penis

Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong!!!!!!!!!!

Small penis, hairy penis, impetigo penis, floppy penis, LARGE PENIS, crusty penis, ingrowing penis (MINGE), superati penis, GIGA-PENIS, milli-penis, fat penis, hard penis, slimy penis, well used penis, unused penis, well jerked penis, long penis, NOB . . .

by CArTeR February 20, 2003

Peni

Where a man has two penises not connected together but branch off of the balls.

Did you hear rick has peni!?!? Talk about double sex

by penigirl456 May 10, 2009

Peni

The plural of penis.

The lady loved touching elephant peni.

by The_anonymous January 3, 2014

Penis

Stop looking up what a penis is, you perverted twelve year old,

what a penis?

by ASDFGHJKLL;' November 1, 2016