Pedo man

A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.
That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
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Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.
Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"
by R0ZES May 16, 2024
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Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thinmustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
by R0ZES May 20, 2024
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Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.
by locolegend September 17, 2021
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pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.
Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.
by Mrci December 12, 2021
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Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
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hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper
hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed
by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024
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