Pecker Thinker

A male who thinks with his penis instead of his brain

" He is such a pecker thinker! He tried to sleep with me on the first date."

by 12223344 February 3, 2007

Pecker party

Where a bunch of naked men enter a room or building ect. where there are only or mostly women just to see the reaction ect.

Lets have a pecker party.

by Deep blue 2012 June 27, 2010

pecker chode

basically a chode with and unusually pointy tip

yo man i had this one best friend who slept over my house... at 3 in the morning he was trying to t-bag me while i was asleep with his pecker chode... so i cut it off

by lickynuts December 15, 2004

The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft

After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008

pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.

Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018