five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018

Aaron’s Patio

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

by Meniscus January 2, 2022

i go vroom vroom in my panties

when you like playing with hotwheels, you go vrrom vroom in your panties. vroom vroom

i like hotwheels * i go vroom vroom in my panties *

by fishpopulator69 March 11, 2022

O.G. Panties

Big ass old granny panties that women typically wear when they aren't feeling well or on the rag.

I was hammered last night and hooked up with this chick rockin' straight up O.G. Panties... I think she might have been on the rag.

by Stagbone January 12, 2017

Baja panties

represents an object, generally an American muscle car like a Camaro or a Mustang, with great sex appeal. It's origin is in Latin America and the term is a Spanish/English mix. It translates as "panties down" implying girls willl eventually disrobe once in the car. It is known to be used in Panama, but does not seem common in Mexico. There are various web references and songs based on the term. Pussy magnet would be the equivalent term in American culture.

Car buyer: I want a hotrod, rough and fast, that the girls will dig.

Car salesman: You need to go with the a Camaro or Mustang, a musclecar that grabs attention and has the horspower to back it up. It's a baja panties.

by HuecoDoc June 5, 2010

granny panties

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"

idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"

by hate_society December 28, 2005

pantie stain

the worst diss by a gay guy

"You are such a pantie stain!"

by Anonymous June 29, 2003