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top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night
by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016
mugGet the top ramen coochmug.
When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
mugGet the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Coochmug.
the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
mugGet the shit balls mother fucker in your mamas coochmug.

Cooch

"Pull it out her butt put it in her cooch"
by TraetheDon March 9, 2021
mugGet the Coochmug.

Cooch stuff

The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
Hey anyone know where Cormac is?

He's doing cooch stuff.
by P-p-p-p September 19, 2021
mugGet the Cooch stuffmug.

cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
mugGet the cooch growlermug.

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