Skip to main content

jack-off friendly

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
by The P-Man April 18, 2010
mugGet the jack-off friendly mug.

jumped off the porch

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.
by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
mugGet the jumped off the porch mug.

off the rails

If someone has gone off the rails, they have lost track of reality.
I've gone off the rails... you should try it.
by zxcvbnm2123 October 7, 2010
mugGet the off the rails mug.

Off yourself

"dude you are so lame, you need to off yourself"

"yea you butchered that you should just off yourself now"
by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009
mugGet the Off yourself mug.

Tossing it off

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving
What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?
by VdiffDave July 30, 2007
mugGet the Tossing it off mug.

A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
by Greenggg October 22, 2008
mugGet the A Union Jake-Off mug.

don't make me take off my belt

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
by mister boondock February 18, 2006
mugGet the don't make me take off my belt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email