Obesity Scale

The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)

Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls

Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless

Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods

Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.

Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.

Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness

Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.

by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004

Obose

A combination of “obese” and “verbose” it is used to describe people who are overweight and use a lot of long and complicated or seldom used words. Usually to make themselves appear more intelligent to others.

Bryan you’re getting way to obose.

by GrEMbOt... April 6, 2006

observacious

the state of being inclined to observe; having the ability to observe well on a consistent basis - a more general form of observant

Not only was the stupid broad quite curvacious; she was also surprisingly obersvacious.

by reelbiggecko April 4, 2005

obesescuits

Larger than normal sized biscuits.

Wow! These biscuits are so big, they're obesescuits!

by angiecanhaha October 25, 2012

obesese

A word that describes an obese obese person, hence the extra "se" added to the end of the original "obese"

That cat is so fat it's obesese.

by obese_person September 10, 2014

obeselicious

An adjective that describes food that you crave despite your knowledge that it is toxic and/or will make you fat. E.g., Doritos, soda, candy and all kinds of fast food and junk food that is full of GMOs and high fructose corn syrup.

Dang, these salt and vinegar Pringles are obeselicious! I can't stop eating them, even though I know they will make me fat and sick!!!!

by NatureGrrl December 9, 2014

Obesinator

The BIGGEST, most fattening sandwich ever created. Every possible thing slammed together and bunned into a sandwich, as long as it's unhealthy.

You are a fatass, so you made an obesinator and ate the fuck out of it.

by Slashdeath97 July 9, 2009