excitecrement

The excrement your dog leaves when s/he's excited.

Fido was so happy to see his owner, he left a little trail of excitecrement right in the entry way.

"Aww, damn, what is this excitecrement doing over here?!?"

by NatureGrrl October 06, 2013

notsack

The scrotum that is left after your dog has been neutered.

"Awwwww, when he rolls over, you can see his furry little notsack"

by NatureGrrl October 06, 2013

obeselicious

An adjective that describes food that you crave despite your knowledge that it is toxic and/or will make you fat. E.g., Doritos, soda, candy and all kinds of fast food and junk food that is full of GMOs and high fructose corn syrup.

Dang, these salt and vinegar Pringles are obeselicious! I can't stop eating them, even though I know they will make me fat and sick!!!!

by NatureGrrl December 09, 2014