crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017

a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015

number whore

a female who cotinuously gives out her number to every guy she meets

Beth: Where's Becca?
Sarah: Oh, she stayed back to give that guy her number
Beth: She's such a number whore

by trogdor0086 October 17, 2009

Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003

Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

by USC Dude August 23, 2010

Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

by Owguin March 12, 2019

Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

by Roniter September 7, 2021