Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill January 2, 2009

on da real note

mean fareal or is you fa real or i'm fa real

jj:can i get a kiss
mookie:yea yo lips look good nahhh on da real note yo lips is ashy

by aleisha aka brez January 19, 2004

Notebook Sex

When the metal spiral of a notebook is tangled with another metal spiral of a different notebook.

I went to grab my notebook out of my back pack when i noticed it was having notebook sex.

by Chevy69 November 8, 2010

noti grinder

A person who tends to leave notifications unopened in order to feel special or some shit

ayo did jaheim hit u back?
hell nah that nigga a noti grinder

by dombeenballin April 22, 2021

spark note

verb, to use spark notes, usually to cheat on a book report or essay in school

I'm going spark note my book report for A Tale Of Two Cities

by Not Claude September 18, 2006

cockblockin notgetalottapuss

Someone who cock blocks, and yet doesn't get his own pussy.

cockblockin notgetalottapuss-you don't want to go near tyler he has AIDS on his toe.

girl-thats sick im out

Tyler-wtf you never get pussy besides your cat you cockblockin notgetalottapuss

by Jeffrey from michigan December 19, 2008

note to self

"I must remind myself"

Note to self, as in "Note to self, remember never to proposition women in bars who have with tattoos AND piercings AND crew cuts. "

by Luigi July 9, 2004