norwegian ballcrunch

When someone from norway eat your balls while taking a shit on your nipples

Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"

Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."

Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"

by Tullegutten89 May 20, 2011

Norwegian Car Crash

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.

Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"

by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011

norwegian silly buggers

A game envolving 3 moves.

1. Feed the pony(To grab the Genitals)
2. Milk (To grab the Cleavage)
3. Prostate exam (To insert a digit into the Anus)

The first to do all three successfully and call norwegian silly buggers wins.

Andrew "my ass still stings from the game of norwegian silly buggers i played last night with liam"

Davy "Feed the pony" (grabbing liams genitals)

by Mrbogangels January 20, 2012

Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.

Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!

by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012

norwegian nose dive

The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.

John successfully completed the Norwegian nose dive on fat jenny

by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013

norwegian side dragon

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.

Sarah was so enthusiastic last night with her throat so I treated her to a Norwegian Side dragon.

by whispering chris April 28, 2014

norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 3, 2014