Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 3, 2024

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

Kyol Newton

Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.

by XBenderX July 27, 2011

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Newton meters

The unit of moment

If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).

by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022

Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game

Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?

by N22rush October 4, 2018