Nipple Water

When we are in the shower with your girlfriend and you are sucking on her nipples and you get a mouth full of water.

I was in the shower and got a mouthful of nipple water.

by scottyontop September 20, 2010

porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn

"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.

by mary suck my titties May 26, 2006

shoulder nipple

n: the small bumps that form on top of the shoulders of shirts (typically men's, but not exclusively) after they have been hung on clothes hangers.

"I wanted t wear this shirt today, but when I took it out of the closet it had shoulder nipples on it."

by Evan Jewett August 26, 2006

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Nipple Nectar

another name for milk

We're out of Nipple Nectar, will you get some when you're at the store?

by Hobb_E_Horse September 25, 2008

Nipplelopolis

A magical city, much like the lost city of Atlantis that only Ricky and Jake have been to. Home to the Nipplelonians, who are the sexiest beings on the planet, the women only have sex with Ricky and Jake. They are often raided by the Dictopians of Dicktopia but Ricky and Jake always saves them.

I have been to Nipplelopolis

by Jesus H. .christ February 9, 2010

Nipple inertia

the protruding nipples of a perky breast that defy gravity, temperature and logic, they point of their own inertia

you could see the nipple inertia through that wet T-Shirt

by the tao of boobs May 16, 2010