Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

naked weapon

An exposed penis; when a guy whips his dick out and is ready to go in.

Peter whipped out his naked weapon on Kimmy

by Ron.Weasly February 2, 2017

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy May 12, 2018

Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.

Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!

by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021

naked ballet

a strip club or exotic dance club

Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)

by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

by Friend August 18, 2003