nasal sex

sticking your peepee in someone's nose

i felt horny that day so i stuck my cock in her nose

by Masta Peepee December 9, 2003

Napoleon Firecracker

A wanna-be Napoleon, after the title character, Napoleon Dynamite, as played by Jon Heder in the movie.

Did you see that Napoleon Firecracker run his bike off that silly-ass little ramp on the sidewalk?

by Blue Hornet October 4, 2006

Italian Nasal Soup

A collection of heroin-addicted homosexual Italians' boogers which has been microwaved, and then frozen into a penis mould, which is then used to sexually pleasure one's partner anally, and then used as a garnish for soup, which the other partners then consumes.

Leroy enjoyed Tyrone's Italian Nasal Soup after an intense booger penetration session.

by ScottJamalSecond October 16, 2011

Nashley

A way to talk about Ashley without her knowing. It’s NOT Ashley.

Female 1: She is so annoying and irrelevant!
Female 2: Yea and she is bad at spelling!
Ashley: Who are you talking about.
Female 1: Not Ashley
Female 2: Nashley

by BleachMeUpFamily June 17, 2019

napoleon dynamite

it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow!) until all the preps started misquoting it.

when ND first came out:

booboo: have you seen ND?

me: yea it was actually funny

when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:

prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND

prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)

prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!

prep: omg did you really ashley!

prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*

by pedro4prez!!! May 13, 2005

Nanologist

A person who studies the infinitesimally small. Study of the world on an extremely small level.

One Nanologist, who has studied the changing color of leaves during the fall season, has come up with a way to have car paint do the same thing.

by Vincent Jenkins April 28, 2006

Napoleon dynamite

The best movie in the world. If you haven't seen it you are a fat lard, just like tina the llama. It is about a nerdy kid living in Idaho who is just trying to get a little respect from the ladies and improve his ninja skills. I love him, because he is a sexy beast, and so will you.

Watching this movie makes you prone to using ND slang such as "Flipp'in", "Sweet", "GOSH", "IDIOT!" and "Liger". Bow before him, for he is a god.

by Quetzalli August 23, 2004