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Mustache Cop

A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."
by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
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Mustache Trumpet Man

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P
by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011
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Mustacherbating

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache
"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"
by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012
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donald mustard

A worldwide creative director at Epic Games - Fortnite - Spyjinx - Battle Breakers - Infinity Blade - Robo Recall and Shadow Complex. He is most commonly referenced in fortnite videos of him changing his location in his twitter account and how it is related to the famous battle Royale game, Fortnite.
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Guys! Donald Mustard has just changed his location from “The Iceberg”, to “X”!

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by DannyBoisDiscord April 22, 2019
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Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.
"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."
by Vicorin July 3, 2006
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mastamacate

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts
where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room
by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009
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Blumenthal mistake

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war
"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010
by ScAllze May 27, 2010
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