Mustang offshoots

1) 1967 Mercury Cougar (it was later T-bird based. The last one seemed Probish, but I am uncertain.)

2) 1979 Mercury Capri (original, then Mustang, then Mazda)

Of the 2 Mustang offshoots: The '67 Cougar was a unique Mustang based car. The 1979 Capri was too much like a Mustang.

by Gerald R. Ford June 11, 2006

mustachemanship

A specific quality, or ethos, that distinguishes one's mustache as being of higher quality than one's peers. Possessing the quality of good mustachemanship involves not only impeccable grooming and regular maintenance, but also a confidence and swagger that says, "My mustache isn't just my facial hair, it's my lifestyle!"

Tom Selleck sure is sexy with that incredible mustache. He has great mustachemanship!

by The Vipe February 3, 2010

Musteiche

Noun: (must-ee-sh)
-The transitional stage of facial hair growth before achieving a full mustache.
-Causes the wearer to instantly appear creepy and/or like a douche bag.
-Commonly found on adolescents trying to look older, or what you would expect to see on child molesters.

Did you see that guy with the musteiche on that park bench next to the playground? I'm calling the cops.

by TuckDiesel June 4, 2010

Mustn’t Milk Myself March

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.

Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

by Brady31 November 7, 2018

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

forehead mustache

unibrow

Sam: Dude, take these tweezers and fix that forehead mustache.
Max: Thanks bro.

by steamodon August 3, 2010

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016