MORTALSTREAM

MORTALSTREAM is big, MORTALSTREAM can take people out with one arm because he is big, MORTALSTREAM likes food

Today I am going to the gym so they can stop calling me morto, MORTALSTREAM was the name I gave myself because I am 400lbs

by YourDEAFF January 12, 2022

muatasim

Incredibly hot, very smart and best gamer on the world muhaha

Muatasim is great

by AshBlackk April 20, 2022

Mortatch

The act of wiping one's ass so violently it bleeds, creating a mixture of blood and feces. In Argentinian culture, it is seen as a very distinguished manner of proposing to a girl you're interested in.

"Bro I can't walk today, I mortatched my ass so hard last night I'm still recovering."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."

by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022

MortalMoltres

Better then enzo

MortalMoltres is better then Enzo at minecraft

by Qpei July 15, 2022

pure mortal

Getting so fucking drunk you face your own mortality

Ah man I was pure mortal last night hey!

by bassplayapodge January 5, 2015

The Mortal Kombat

When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.

Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

Kyle Martain

He is a raider commander who when you don’t run fast enough will scream at you till you all shut your pants. He is also a marine which means that he likes to yell a lot and hide in weird places or create a crew to run out of the woods with sticks.

Jesus that dude screams like a Kyle Martain

by Creekview male team November 2, 2020