G-Mum

A grandmother that doesn't want to be called a grandmother because she doesn't act her age but in stead acts like her kids or someone in their 20's.

Sharlene, isn't a grandma but instead a g-mum.

by duckwoman77 July 29, 2009

Mums on the menu

Your mums on the menu

“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying”

by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021

Milton Mum

Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.

She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum

by notTrent900 December 13, 2014

mum drag

When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them

Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!

by RugbyChris February 6, 2017

mum bum

a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.

Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting

by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006

mums gay

Worst insult know to mad

Teacher: Jonny quite down
Jonny: mums gay
Teacher: “dies”

by Big mike44 May 7, 2018

ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

by PerfectPudding December 31, 2007