muffrooms

fungi growing on a womans vagina, often containing toxins which may cause hallucinations when ingested in large quantities

i accidentally ate some muffrooms and tripped for hours, they had to pump my stomache

by magicman123gone September 23, 2009

Muffrie

A muffrie is slightly worse than a douche bag. You use such a term when you want to call someone, who is in the room, a douche bag. But don't throw this term around like it means nothing; calling someone a muffrie is a great way to insult them to their face, without them knowing what you mean. To use the word on anyone that slightly annoys you greatly diminishes the word's insult value. So make sure you and your friends seriously despise this person and would like to kick their ass before you call them a muffrie.

Guy #1: "God, Why is that Ryan kid here? I fucking hate his guts."
Guy #2: "Yea he really is a cocksucker"
Ryan: "Hey guys, how are the two of you doing, want to go to bible study?"
Guy #1 and #2: "No we don't wanna go to bible study, muffrie"
Ryan: "I don't get it"
Guy #1: "Its an inside joke, don't worry about it, muffrie"

by "Concerned Citizen" February 10, 2010

Muffler

A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.

That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!

by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010

Muffler Huffler

When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!

Man I was been a Muffler Huffler when I saw that '69 Carmero.

by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010

Mouffer

This is a descriptive slang term for a woman's vaginal region. Usually, it is used in positive contexts.

Ex) Her mouffer was tight

by Blank2.0 October 24, 2013

Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"

Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me

by Pyromythical March 15, 2014

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014