mozzarella stick

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.

Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.

by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Monza

A vagina and the area surrounding protruding like a smooth mound or mountain.

'Amy had a monza.'
'Richard was scared by the monza.'

by NPDan December 9, 2008

Mazza

Also “club” in Italian is the last name of only the most OG Italian legends that sit in the front of Italian class and are just that coolio.

Oh shit man, she’s a Mazza kid, she must be a sexy Italian girl

by Booty cheeks Magee October 6, 2018

Mozambique

Mozambique is a slang way of calling someone with a large nose!

This girl over there has a Mozambique!

by D1ablo March 30, 2009

Mezzah!

a blatant gaymor that often attempts to disguise himself as a german pr0nstar using such names as "Hans the length guber". A Mezzah! is most likely to be found hosting a lan event known as the Bry-series during weeks in the summer season.

WARNING: ATTENDING THESE EVENTS MAY CAUSE ANAL TRAUMA AS IT IS SAID THAT A MEZZAH! IS SEVERELY INTRIQUED BY MAN MEAT AND MAN PRON AND THE CONVERGENCE OF THE TWO.

An unknown: "Hey its a Mezzah!"
A lesser spotted Mezzah!: "MEAT u @LAN"

by unsuspecting peon April 26, 2004

Mozzini Swirl

1. A rapid spinal movement, followed by a snapping of the torso and the removal of a hispanic member of the class.

*Crack* "MOZZZIIZIIIIINIII SWIIIIRRRL!"

by AM June 24, 2004

mozzie

Mozzie: A dance move created on hoverboards. Rider moves back and forth with riders arms extended like they are flying.

USES: "Let me see you mozzie to this song"

by Lickity Split 1 May 12, 2016