Manitoba

Manitoba is the Lost Province of Canada with only 1.9 People per Square Kilometre, only Highly Educated Canadians know of this Secret or Lost Province for it holds no relavence to anything.

Hey! did you know theres a 12 province ?! its called Manitoba!

by BobbyBobBob August 1, 2005

Land Manity

You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.

*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?

by ATICUS September 12, 2006

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

manitary towel

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.

I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!

by hobberz April 10, 2011

Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011

manity

Vanity - to the excess - in a man. Man + vanity = manity

If your man can't help himself from looking at his reflection in every shiny surface, from a store window to the new wax job on the car, he suffers from a severe case of manity.

by EBoogs May 24, 2006

Manitoba

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".

Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?

by cynical1 October 23, 2005