Chint Mobile

A shit can with 5% tint that is always hot box. Often operated by a Chibbler, sometimes has a scent of strawberry little tree.

That kid is always driving that wrecked chint mobile.

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022

Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform

Another scheming Tesco mobile worker

by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019

Iraq Mobile

The official vehicle of Iraq and Coems land

Iraq mobile

by Wigglemyweiner May 2, 2023

Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018

reich mobile

A large, tall, square SUV which resembles a military truck in Hitler's Third Reich.

I think of Hitler's Germany when I see a Reich Mobile.

by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016