Michael Cole

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.

Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"

by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

Michaela

One of the most sarcastic, no fucks given, assholes you've ever met. Doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks of her. She's the type of person who won't text you for a week but then in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon she'll send you an "I love you. You're a good friend."
She will literally make you soup when you're sick. She'll spend fifty dollars on you in build-a-bear because you kept wanting to add accessories to your Jedi pony. She'll hold your hand when you randomly burst into tears.

If you have a Michaela in your life treasure her. She loves you very much. And you will never meet anyone like her ever again.

"I'll never love anyone romantically the way I love you platonically." - Michaela

by Monny Ponny June 20, 2014

michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 26, 2003

Michael Mah

A pimp daddy that is the sexiest bitch alive. He gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. His best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. Nigga will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. Rumor has it he fags it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don't know if he's straight or not.

I wanna fuck Michael Mah!

Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!

Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!

by anteaterrrrr December 6, 2010

Cobra (Michael Jackson)

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.

Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!

by Keeper of the Cobra July 27, 2010

Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

Michael Jackson

One of the most beautiful souls to ever grace planet earth.

Were you lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jackson?

by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017