Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.

Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."

by MWOODZ June 18, 2018

Meaty Play-Doh

When a girl finishes giving a blowjob, it could feel like Meaty Play-Doh in her mouth.

"My first time sucking dick was really weird, it felt like Meaty Play-Doh"

by juckoboi October 29, 2018

meatycrackwhore

An extremely fat whore. She is paid with steak and loves bondage games. She also has a HUGE boner.

I was fucking that meatycrackwhore and then her big dick popped out and knocked me out.

by Kitty tickled her dad and Won December 16, 2018

Meaty Heff

meaty heff

that birds a meaty heff

she was huge, a propa meaty heff

by HorHorOffical June 8, 2019

Messy Lesbian

A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.

Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.

by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020