message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

messagester

Message sender

The recipient was elated by the cordial invite from the messagester.

by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009

message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.

Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!

by pentozali September 8, 2010

Message Mirage

When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.

Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.

by KravingYou February 27, 2011

Message-bomb

When you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message

Jake: So what happened last night? Did you tell Ella that you like her?
John: No, I was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so I never got the chance
Jake: hate it when that happens

by SadMostDays December 20, 2013

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

by This Username is mine March 26, 2018