little mermaid

a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.

i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have

to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 June 13, 2009

angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

Mermerd

Not to be confused with the word 'mermaid'. This phrase is derived frm the French 'Mer-merde' which literally translates to 'sea-shit'. Its when you do a shit in the sea (accidentally or otherwise).

Everything was going fine until I did a mermerd

by Benroberts85 June 30, 2007

Mermaid

Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.

Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"

by pale fire October 15, 2008

Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

mrmm

Mrmm AKA Daughter of Jesus himself. One of 12 children from the town know as parksville NY. Mrmm is know to be powerfull in her own way and should not be taken for granted in any situation.

Mrmm How long will you be a virgin?
Forever.. Im jesus's daughter silly!

by Vladdamir kosak February 10, 2008

ethel merman

A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.

You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003