maritess

a type of fren who will "trick" you into going out with her to watch a movie with a few "frenz". she is a fun person and beneath her funny and cheery exterior she is a sensitive person.

she pulled a maritess on me and i ended up watching a movie "as soon as we got home"

by Ilaisa May 12, 2004

megit

Slang term used to describe a girl that is ugly to the extreme!

Originated in Hemel Hempstead, UK.

Look at that girl over there. She's a right megit!

Look how ugly Michelle is. She looks like a total megit.

by Howard W Berry October 14, 2004

Meital

a mom, or motherly figure

brother: what's meital making for dinner tonight.
sister: pork. obviously.

by CaptainH November 21, 2010

mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

by the large seed March 3, 2016

SUNY Maritime

A college situated in the Bronx, NYC... it is known for its corrupt regimental staff, idiotic cadets, and job placement office for an industry which the US really doesn't have anymore. Largely a waste of time and tuition

"SUNY Maritime College sucks man, they promised me 100% job placement, and 99.9% of my job offers are shoreside."

by FtheReg June 11, 2006

merithew

Biggest faggot scumbag brothers that will ever live in your town BEWARE THEYLL STEAL YOUR MONEY ..oh yes there are THREE of them

"Last night a merithew stole all my money"

by SUCKER January 31, 2004

marites

marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.

marites will never tell you.

by missomd March 29, 2009