Nicholas Martorell Jr

cool kid that is very tall and brennen cutting is short.

Nicholas Martorell Jr is tall.

by best definitions ever made October 14, 2022

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Discord Mattress

A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.

Ashley had sex with 4 guys from our discord server, Total discord mattress.

by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023

Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.

Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.

by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023

flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!

Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!

by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024

village mattres

A person that gets hardly fucked by everyone in the village and everyone knows because she is proud of it and she doesn‘t mind when someone talks about her

„She is such a village mattres, she fucks with everyone“

by Kickl February 6, 2025