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markolepsy

A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
" hey dude wake up, we have a show to play."
"sorry man. you know i have markolepsy."
by twrex408 January 10, 2012
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Malkoviched

to turn someone into John Malkovich or to pay homage to John Malkovich; to photoshop John Malkovich's face onto someone else's head.
Sandro Miller's photographic collaboration with actor extraordinaire, John Malkovich is simply fantastic but I can't help but wish they would have Malkoviched Yoko Ono as well as John Lennon in the reproduction of Annie Leibovitz's famous photograph.
by DirtyMalkovicher September 21, 2014
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makom

A sexy lit boss that is so good. Godlike muscles or some people say plus 69 biceps. Cool and gets all the girls.
Makom is so good in bed
by 123456765432wqjjvfgnbgh December 12, 2016
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makori

Makori is a dickhead
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marko aleksic

Marko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
He has Money Money MoneyMarko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
by Marko aleksic January 8, 2017
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Marko

A guy who thinks he's awesome although the only awesome thing about him is his hot brother. He's egoistic, which means that in a conversation he'll mention that he's awesome as often as he can. He thinks he's an adult, although he acts like a 5-year-old. He's more a girl than he' a boy, which means that he probably knows more about peelings and french nails than his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.
I've broken up with Marko“
Lucky girl, no one deserves someone like him“
by HoneyHunter January 23, 2017
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Mako

Male that will try to smash any girl no matter what, doesn't crop ifunny memes and has an undying thirst for single mom's
Gosh darn there goes Tom again! Being a total mako.

My daughter was almost impregnated by a mako
by quebin February 9, 2017
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