Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

magically delicious

1.To be one with great levels of asthetic beauty , charm , humour, and work at Max Brenners

"wow did you see that girl who served me at Max Brenners? She was magically delicious"

by puppet1 May 18, 2006

green magical peace flower

the green magical peace flower is well know to all us happy people who cant stop laghing we we smoke it it looks like a flower but is actually a plant a.k.a. weed you know the good stuff also smoked on our national holiday 4:20

whats that smell oh mom its the green magical peace flower dont you know were trying to help the earth. dont be such a hypocrit

by feed your head June 7, 2005

Mattcall

A call that is immediately sent to voicemail because someone keeps repeatedly calling and doesn't get the hint that you don't want to talk to them.

Girl 1: Gah! He just called AGAIN, but I ignored it.
Girl 2: Haha, damn, that kid keeps getting Mattcalled... Why doesn't he just go back to frog face?

by <3333333333333333333333333 September 3, 2008

MathCAD

The most powerful computer program in the world. Frequently used for for solving integrals, graphing solutions to diffrential equations, negotiating international trade disputes, and calculating tax returns. See also lytle

I used MathCAD to solve the Ethiopia-eritrea border dispute.

by K. Jacobso February 20, 2004

Magical Sex

It is when a man shows a woman his "Sword" and she shows him her "Mana pit" and her two "Bombs" and he puts his sword in her mana pit until it enchants the sword and then its starts shooting magic beems in the mana pit in which it creates pleasure for them both.

"WOW, i just heard you and zarflak just had magical sex."

by Ryan Corbett the second March 3, 2010

Matias

He is the omega simp and simps for every girl and or guy whos name starts with the letter A.

What the f*ck Matias just bought something for girl whos name starts with A, instead of for the bois!!!!

by Yobama1234567 October 18, 2021