masturbate

what you do to pleasure your self

masturbate

by Samuels mor November 25, 2019

Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex

Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!

by the only cum man May 12, 2021

masturbate

The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm

oh ohhhh oooh OH OH SHIT! AWW YAH OH OH *sperms* ahhhhh i love to masturbate

by jonny boy4444444 September 11, 2011

Masturbeating

1. Masturbating to the beat of the music

2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.

1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD

2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!

by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012

Masturbate

Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace,

Mark liks to masturbate to pictures of jesse

by Con May 26, 2003

masturbation

What nerds are known for

While everyone is out having sex, I'm sitting at home practicing chronic masturbation to my character's gear on World of Warcraft

by Lord Razzola April 8, 2008

masturbation

the process of feeling yourself because youre alone...because nobody likes you.

Jason-God stop being emo!
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.

by haha pie. June 15, 2007