The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

John mayonnaise birdboy

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

by Ladolado August 31, 2022

Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"

This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

by rheiohsiidhfsaiofhoeihwiohoirj January 17, 2023

spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

too much mayonnaise

Too Many White People!

Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise

by Clevelands Own June 5, 2019

gotta make mayonnaise

Masturbate using lotion

Bye gotta make mayonnaise

by Samson43 December 5, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

by Anonymous October 7, 2003