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Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.
Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.
by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024
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Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason
"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"
by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025
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Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR
Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.
Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.
by Bloobdy October 10, 2025
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Major Bennington

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025
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Major Johnson

A boner. A fat. A chubby. A hard on. The erect penis of the human male
Ben has a major johnson for ayla
by Fat man little boy December 4, 2025
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The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.
The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.
by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012
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