Guy 1: Let's go steal shit.
Guy 2: Nooo, that's baaaad. We shouldn't. Think of the morals!!!
Guy 1 shoots Guy 2.
Guy 2: Nooo, that's baaaad. We shouldn't. Think of the morals!!!
Guy 1 shoots Guy 2.
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"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.
Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.
Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
by Fearman January 15, 2008
Get the jigsaw morality mug.It doesn't mean running riot, lying, cheating, stealing, & philandering (etc.) without compunction. It does mean relaxing, enjoying the moment, stringing enjoyable moments together when you can, "chilling." Taking a moral holiday means momentarily lightening up and taking it easy, not carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, not being hopelessly depressed by depressing realities.
"The universe is a system of which the individual members may relax their anxieties occasionally, in which the don’t-care mood is also right for men, and moral holidays in order... I fully believe in the legitimacy of taking moral holidays." William James
"The universe is a system of which the individual members may relax their anxieties occasionally, in which the don’t-care mood is also right for men, and moral holidays in order... I fully believe in the legitimacy of taking moral holidays." William James
A walk in the park when you COULD be working and feeling bad is a moral holiday.
A covert, illicit affair with your neighbor's wife is not.
A covert, illicit affair with your neighbor's wife is not.
by Osopher July 22, 2009
Get the Moral holiday mug.noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.
Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.
Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.
Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!
Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.
Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!
by starflyer April 28, 2013
Get the Moral Dollars mug.A good man, a male who seeks to encourage and mentor his children, and other young men, to bring about a rennisaince of chivalry, to lead a new generation to properly respect the traditional role of a man, as the patriarch of his family, and an example to his community.
Steve is a wonderful husband and father. He takes care of his family and helps his community. He is truly a Moral Patriarch.
by Bethere2soon August 23, 2017
Get the Moral Patriarch mug.I was taught to try and understand the reasoning behind there actions before reacting negatively, to try and help them feel better before hurting to be real and true.
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