*spanks*
'How dare you touch my mjans, you're my brother!'
or
omgz stace..last night me n ma baby boi was getting it on and he touched my mjans and i was like omgz u iz a cutie mwah
'How dare you touch my mjans, you're my brother!'
or
omgz stace..last night me n ma baby boi was getting it on and he touched my mjans and i was like omgz u iz a cutie mwah
by sophan September 4, 2006
Get the mjans mug.A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}
a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.
b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.
c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.
b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.
c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.
by ironchoad November 10, 2008
Get the Mjolnir Slam mug.MJT stands for Magical Jew Tea, created in Colonia, NJ and spread across Hofstra University, it is made using crystal light peach iced tea single serve packets, a bottle of water, and unflavored vodka.
The recipe calls for drinking a 16.9 oz bottle of water down to the top of the paper label, adding a packet of the crystal light iced tea, and filling the bottle to the top with vodka. Shake it up and drink. In the shaking process, the bottle must be flipped at least once (end over end) to be considered "magical."
The recipe calls for drinking a 16.9 oz bottle of water down to the top of the paper label, adding a packet of the crystal light iced tea, and filling the bottle to the top with vodka. Shake it up and drink. In the shaking process, the bottle must be flipped at least once (end over end) to be considered "magical."
Justin: "Do we have any more MJT packets or do we need to get some more?"
Matt: "we need some of those and some vodka too, let's go to target"
Matt: "we need some of those and some vodka too, let's go to target"
by goyankees32790 December 8, 2010
Get the MJT mug.Most retarded of all hippies, usually appearing with long hair and a Jew nose of unbelievable proportions. Often appears with a cat that looks to be a small cow. Be cautious of this particular string of retarded hippie.
by Screw You M.J. Heh Heh Heh Heh January 19, 2009
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Stands for "Making Jokes While White", which refers to white people making jokes often involving remarks considered racist or intolerant. These jokes are usually never taken well, leading to punishments from companies that employ said white person.
These particular jokes or remarks are often treated differently if said by a non-white person.
These particular jokes or remarks are often treated differently if said by a non-white person.
by ChiefVol June 12, 2018
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Mj7em ya kalb
by Uncle Sam the nigga March 3, 2019
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