by d3@N November 06, 2010
by poulter7 July 30, 2006
When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench
No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.
She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
by Lord of all Trench Minge July 13, 2011
Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"
'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow is that?"
'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
by bibischka February 14, 2018
an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
by biggertom October 09, 2009
by roflcopter696969696969696969 April 28, 2011
When a female has been clubbing for many an hour usually somewhere where the toilets look like something from a farmyard and nobody has replenished the toilet roll since 1972. This is how she would describe her little flower when she returns home (usually a good 48 hrs after she went out).
by Shooey February 19, 2009