Controlled mistake

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.

Evan: you just face timed me?

Joe: I didn't mean to

Evan: way to fuck up

Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake

by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

Bellingham milkshake

sucking on an engourged breast of a pregnant woman whilst receiving manual ejaculation with the pregnant womans hands.

Me and the wife had to stop bedore a movie and I got a Bellingham milkshake.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016

Hot Milkshake

When a fart releases a combination of semen and lube

Just farted and some hot milkshake came along with it

by Frootz January 8, 2017

Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 7, 2017

sideway milkshake

The act of laying a thick milf on her side and pouring milk all over her body while slapping her with your penis.

I'm going to Sideway Milkshake your mom tonight.

by The burning bush December 19, 2017

Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 18, 2018