Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.

by Ninja Yoshi October 20, 2019

Mental Rape

League of Legends

League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.

by Amongussussyballsfortnite September 4, 2021

mentally black

some dumb white kid who thinks he's black

jeff:hey bob have you heard of that bitch woah Vickey?
bob: yeah shes mentally black!
jeff: yeah so fucking gay right!

by autistmydude June 8, 2018

Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

Mentally Disorganised

When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense

John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna

Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT

by nadiiYA. April 5, 2009

Mental Horsepower

When you personally have made a repair to a machine and feel that it works better just because you worked on it. Even if the part of the machine you worked on would not make it work any better.

Jim: "I replaced the heater core in my car, now it seems faster..."
Sam: "I've heard of that before."
Jim: "Seems to run smoother too!?"
Sam: "That's Mental Horsepower!"

by MNIGHT August 21, 2009

E-Mental

Someone who is totally ate up with the environmentalist movement

That Al Gore is like totally E-Mental.

by GAME$TA December 20, 2008